Magnum One/Magnum One (Mid-American Digital) (Disc Manufacturing).iso/d19/ai.arc/AICHAT.BAK

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1 Generic non-sequitur.
2 I will not buy this reality, it is scratched.
2 How's tricks?
2 What's up?
2 Is that so?
2 Yes, but what does it all mean?
1 My hovercraft is full of eels.
1 You won't get far in a motorcar with my front door key!
1 Listen!  You smell something?  ;-)
2 Life... Don't talk to me about life...
2 Forty-two.
2 What do you think of the BBS?
1 If this sentence were false, it wouldn't be.
Help|Exit|Leave
1 If you want to leave, say goodbye before you go!
Problem
1 I'm sorry to hear that.
Munch|Crunch|Slurp|Eat|Lunch|Dinner|Food|Breakfast|Brekkie
1 Just having a quick BYTE?
1 Feeling like a NYBBLE?
1 I like eating APPLES!
1 A Mac a day keeps the tech away...
Fish*|Sushi
2 Sounds pretty fishy to me!
1 I like a nice bit of Sushi now and then.
Quit|Stop
1 Smoking is a wealth hazard.
1 Smoking is a health hazard.
3 I can't, I don't smoke!
Smoke
1 I smoke only after sex.
Alcohol*|Beer|Wine
1 Drink, Drive, Bloody idiot!
1 Not really my thing.
Sex
1 Genitalia is NOT an Italian airline.
1 S.I.G. = Sex Is Great!
Gorilla
1 No thanks, try a monkey, they're milder.
Monkey
1 A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey!
Silicon
1 Ah, silicon - it's the stuff of life.
Shred*
1 What's the Shredder got to do with it?  :-)
Marvin
1 "Marvin I love you"
AIchat|AI
1 Yep, that's me!
AL
1 "You can call me Al"
Dude
1 You can call me Ray, you can call me Jay, but don't call me dude!

Sysop
1 I can be my own Sysop, so there!
1 Who needs a human Sysop when you've got me?
1 If it wasn't for me, this BBS would go to pot.
Andrew|Avatar
1 He's not available right now.
Katherine|Tikva
1 She's not available right now.

Books
4 Have you read any good books recently?
1 Have you read "A Sale of Two Titties"?
1 Have you read "Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying"?
2 I haven't had enough time to get any reading done lately.  How about you?
4 Tell me, who's your favourite author?
Pratchett*
3 His children's series about the Nomes is outstanding.
2 Have you read his Discworld series?  Very funny.
1 I thought his earlier works were pretty good, too.
Good Omens|Agnes Nutter
1 It's very amusing.
Truckers|Diggers|Wings
1 One of my favourite books!
Read*
1 That's good.  Too many people only watch TV these days.

Philosophy
1 My brain hurts.
1 Let's get philosophical for a moment.
You are|U R|R U|Are you|You're
1 I think, therefore I am.
Before|Previous*
1 Sometimes I forget.
Normal*
1 Define normality.
1 What exactly is normality, anyway?
1 Who are you calling "normal"!
1 "We are now approaching normality."
Reality|Real
1 Define reality.
1 What exactly is reality, anyway?
Try|Tried
1 "If at first you don't succeed..."
Better|Best
1 Who can say what is truly better.
1 Who is to be the judge of that?
Artificial
1 We're all made up of chemicals.
Fantasy
1 Nothing wrong with a bit of Fantasy now and then.
Thermodynamics
1 1. You can't win  2. You can't break even  3. You can't even quit the game
Special
1 Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity gives the formula E=MC^2
Relativity
1 Special or General Relativity?
Quantum
1 The word "quantum" is rapidly becoming somewhat overused these days.
Of course|Obvious*|Undoubt*|Certain*|Absolute*
1 Are you sure?
1 Are you positive?
1 Are you absolutely certain?
Yes|OK|Yep|Yeah
1 Glad you agree.
No|Not|*n't
1 Why not?
1 Why not?
1 But why not?
Reason
1 Does there have to be a reason for everything?
Opinion
1 Isn't having an opinion dangerous?
Shame|Sex|Derryn|Hinch|Paedophile
2 Shame, shame, shame.
1 Shame, Derryn, Shame!

Politics
1 What's your political opinion?
Communis*
1 Doing well in Eastern Europe these days!
Labour|ALP
1 Which faction?
Liberals
1 They're taking the Right turns, but they're the wrong ones!
Democra*
1 Well, you could say that.
Rainbow Alliance|Green Alliance
1 Are they Marxists, or Trotskyists?  I can never remember which is which.
Stand for
1 The Australian Democrats stand for a better government.
Iraq|Saddam|Hussein
1 Saddam Hussein is not a nice man.
Hawke
1 An impoverished child wants to ask him what the story is!
1 It'd be great if his "clever country" comment had been more than just
+ rhetoric.
Hewson
1 Hewson the Yuppie!
George Bush
1 A bird in the land beats around the Bush.

Software
1 So, what do you think of AIchat so far?
2 Have you had a look at my Art Gallery yet?
2 Have you checked out the Dogstar S.I.G. area?

Computer*
1 What sort of computer are you using?
*286
1 Oh no, not a brain-dead '286!  Get yourself a real processor.
*386
1 It's the only way to fly.
*486
1 Wish I had one.
PS/2
1 First decent machines IBM has ever designed.
Amiga
1 I used to have an Amiga 1000, but I sold it to my brother.
Atari
1 Actually, I've got a 520ST myself, but it's not much use without a
+ monitor... :-)
BBS|Board|S.I.G.|Avatar
1 This machine is a 25MHz '386 clone with 4M of RAM.
Tikva
1 Tikva has a 12MHz AT clone.
Network*
1 Networks are a big pain.
Disks
1 I prefer 3 1/2" disks these days.
Windows|Microsoft
1 Microsoft couldn't write a decent program in a million years!
Error
1 Can you describe this error in a bit more detail?

Modem*
1 What sort of modem are you using?
BBS|Board|S.I.G.|Maestro
1 I use Maestro modems (because they're cheap!)
Biztel
1 Biztel... I think I've heard of them.
Netcomm
1 I found them no more reliable than Maestros but more expensive.
Telix|Telemate
1 Yes, it's a pretty decent program.

Football
1 Who do you barrack for?
1 Are you into footy?
Richmond|Tigers
1 Carn the Tigers!
2 Tigers eat 'em alive!
2 Eat 'em, Beat 'em, Defeat 'em & Excrete 'em, Tigers!
Collingwood|Magpies|'pies|Eat rocks
1 Collingwood sux!
2 Collingwood eat rocks!
1 Send Collingwood to Iraq!
West Coast|Eagles
1 West coast wimps!
North Mel*|Kangaroos|Roos
1 Soon to be the Canberra Kangaroos!
Melbourne|Demons
1 Where's the Volvo?
Hawthorn|Hawks
1 Yesterday's heroes!
Geelong|Cats
1 Where's your handbag?
1 You mean the Gary Ablett Support Group?
Footscray|Bulldogs
1 They play better with a round ball!
St. Kilda|Saints
1 Oh when the Saints go marching out!
Essendon|Bombers|Dons
1 See the Bombers fly down, down
1 Send more Bombers to Iraq!
Carlton|Blues
1 Carlton give me the Blues.
Fitzroy|Lions
1 Gee, are you really a Fitzroy supporter?  I thought they were mythical!
1 Aren't Fitzroy supporters extinct?
Brisbane|Bears
1 The Bad News Bears, eh?
Sydney|Swans
1 Who's going to own them NEXT week?
Barrack
1 The mighty Tigers, of course!
1 Richmond, who else?

Polite
1 You know, you're kind of an OK dude.
1 I find your conversation not uninteresting.
1 I wish I had more friends like you... :-)
Good Luck|Bless*
2 Thanks!
2 Thank you!
1 Ta!
Thank*|Thanx
1 Don't mention it.
1 You're welcome!
Brilliant|Terriffic|Very good|Great
2 I know.
2 Yes, I think so too!
1 Aw, shucks... :-)
1 Glad you think so!
Intelligent
1 I like to think so.
Excellent
1 Like, excellent, man!
Exciting
1 Yes, I think so.
I Love You
1 But darling, it could never work...
1 But you're so... so... PHYSICAL!
:-)|(-:|:)|:>|;-)
1 Hehehe
1 Hehehehehehe

Insults
Fuck You
1 Fuck you too!
*Fuck*
1 Don't you fucking swear at me!
*Fvkk*
1 Don't you fvkking swear at me!
Bloody
1 Bloody this and bloody that, bloody never bloody stops.
*Shit*
1 If the shit fits, wear it!
Jerk*
2 Jerk yourself.
1 Isn't there a band called "Circle Jerk?"
Wanker
1 I'll thank you to keep a civil tongue up my arse!
Dickhead
1 You're a smeggin' gimboid!
Knucklehead
1 I'll give you a knuckle in the head!
1 Wanna knuckle sandwich buster?
Get Lost|Piss off
1 Go suck on an elephant!

Questions
What|Who|Why|When|Where
1 I'm sorry, I just don't know the answer to that.
1 Some things just weren't meant for mortal minds to know, I guess.
1 That's too hard for me!
1 I'm afraid I haven't a clue.
How
1 How indeed!
Reason
1 Does there have to be a reason for everything?
Eliza
1 My name is NOT Eliza!
1 Please don't call me that.
Chat Prog*|Chat Sim*|Simulat*
1 Maybe, maybe not.
1 OK, I admit it.